Hey there, future scientists! I’m Mr. Jones—your friendly neighborhood science teacher who’s ready to guide you through the chaotic (but awesome) world of 8th-grade science. I’m 6’6”, not 6'7")

🔎 What’s This Class About?

We’re diving into earth science, physics, natural selection, and more. By the end of the year, you’ll know enough random facts to outsmart your friends AND your family. You’ll be casually dropping facts about hyperpigmentation at dinner, and they’ll be like, “Why do you know that??” 🤨

🎮 How We Roll

• Notes? Don’t worry, I’m not here to bore you. Our packets have diagrams, coloring (because who doesn’t love being a little artsy), small skill checks, and real-world examples to keep things interesting.

• Labs? Oh yeah, we’re doing hands-on experiments that’ll make you feel like a real scientist

• Reviews? Forget boring review sheets. We’re talking fun, interactive games where you’ll be so engaged, you’ll feel like a level 67 boss taking down the final exam. 🎮

📚 Why It’s Awesome

• You’ll leave this class with enough knowledge to explain the mysteries of the universe to your siblings… who probably won’t listen but hey, that’s on them. 

• We’ll ask questions, experiment, and explore.

• Oh, and if things get chaotic? Don’t worry “We’re built different.”

🤝 Final Warning!

I love connecting with my students, so expect corny jokes, random science facts, and maybe… just maybe… a few Survivor references
Also, I’m officially in the running for America’s Favorite Teacher—so if I randomly start acting like a contestant trying to win votes, just go with it. 🏆

And remember… if you see me being a simp for science all year long, it’s because I’m here to make sure you learn AND have fun doing it.

This is going to be the best science class ever. Don’t @ me. 🚀✨